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A Masterbatory Masterpiece!

Kate Douchebag
28 July 1980
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Life is a series of constant upgrades

....not broken, just more myself....

"Great people have great egos. Maybe that's what makes them great." (Paul Arden)

"Changes fill my time, baby, that’s alright with me" (Led Zeppelin)

"Somewhere, beyond myself, I wait for my arrival" (Octavio Paz)

"Go for long walks, indulge in hot baths, question your assumptions, be kind to yourself, live for the moment, loosen up, scream, curse the world, count your blessings, just let go, just be." (Carol Shields)

"It matters not what road we take, but rather what we become on the journey" (unknown)

"What kind of moron thinks there's a rational explanation for human behavior?"

"Can you imagine us years from today,
Sharing a parkbench quietly
How terribly strange to be seventy
Old friends, memory brushes the same years,
Silently sharing the same fears"
(Paul Simon)

"I remember when I lost my mind.
There was something so pleasant about that phase"
(Gnarles Barkley)

"..when you're 4 years old, it's cats and dogs that make life worth living. And I kind of think that maybe it's not so different now." (Elizabeth Wurtzel)

"You know, it's one of the things I like so much about you. When you hide that, you're hiding the best part." (The L word)

"plus i have this whole new family
and i'm in love with each of them
and i'm on this list called lucky
whenever i'm in reach of them
and i'm learning how to say
that i'd be happy either way
with your love"

"I would give every penny I have for just one more day like that." (Augusten Burroughs)

"For a long time, it seemed to me that life was about to begin, real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be gotten through first. Some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective has helped me to see there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment and remember that time waits for no one. Happiness is a journey, not a destination: (Souza)

"Her final, decisive act was a courageous one. I can say this because I have enough faith in what we shared to know that she was giving up something certain and probably great for something wholly uncertain but, hopefully (in her mind) better. Loving requires tremendous bravery, but so does ending a love affair" (Peter Hyman)

"..and i wonder if you'll miss your old friends once you've proven what you're worth
and i wonder when you're a big star will you miss the earth" (Ani)

"We drove the car to the top of the parking ramp, on the 4th of july and i planted my dusty boots on the bumper and sat out on the hood, and looked up at the sky"(Ani)

"to all the people out there tonight
who are comforting themselves
if you should happen to see my light
you can stop and ring my bell
i'm just sitting here in this sty
strewn with half written songs
taking one breath at a time
nothin much going on
nothin much going on" (Ani)

"I guess I'm pretty different now...considering" (Ani)

"and for the million hours that we were
well I'll smile and remember it all
then I'll turn and go
while your story's completed mine is a long way from done" (Sister Hazel)

"And I’m on my way
I don’t know where I’m going
I’m on my way I’m taking my time
But I don’t know where"
(Paul Simon)

"So now I'm goin' back again,
I got to get to her somehow.
All the people we used to know
They're an illusion to me now.
Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenter's wives.
Don't know how it all got started,
I don't know what they're doin' with their lives.
But me, I'm still on the road
Headin' for another joint
We always did feel the same,
We just saw it from a different point of view,
Tangled up in blue" (Bob Dylan)

"And if we succeed, and our love connections actually flourish, and there's a little less loneliness in the world, then even I might start believing in miracles"

"Think I’ll pack it in
and buy a pick-up
Take it down to L.A.
Find a place to call my own
And try to fix up.
Start a brand new day" (Neil Young)

"If there's no one beside you
when youre soul embarks
then I will follow you into the dark" (Death Cab for Cutie)

"Will I be a part of what you've made?
And I am throwing all my thoughts away
And I'm destroying every bet I've made
And I am joining all my thoughts to you
And I'm preparing every part for you "

"After spending their whole lives never getting got, with one look they get each other completely"

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